Alexandra Bane is such a pain, all she does is cryAnd it wouldn't be so bad but everything is a lieShe says I have gas, and that I chase her aroundBut she is the aggressor and loves to push me... Continue Reading →
Charlie Sass is full of gas, on account of all the beansHe toots all day and toots all night, he toots no matter how he leansAnd while he is nice, I wish he would leaveHis stench is enough to make... Continue Reading →
What would you ask if you could talk to God for a dayWhat would you yell or sayWould you fall to your knees in a fit of tearsOr would you beg for relief from all your fearsWould you make accusations... Continue Reading →
Act rightNot like that, you have to fightWhy are you violent? That's not what I saidWhy are you crying in your bed?Get up and be an adultAnd accept that your failures are all your faultYou should change, you should forgiveYou... Continue Reading →
Listen to the songIt's been playing for so longIt warps the sense of timeIt steals away your primeIt sounds so sweetA true and wonderful treatBut there is a tone that you overlookAnd once noticed you'll see what it tookYouth stripped... Continue Reading →
Maybe you see me under the moonlightStanding there eyes shining brightMaybe you see me holding our sonTired after a long day of funMaybe you see me on the very edgeStanding, shaking, crying on the ledgeMaybe you think I can carry... Continue Reading →
Have you noticed how Andrew has been acting? He's been rather distracting Why is dancing at his desk? And why is it done in the style of burlesque? That's what I don't get, you do you But why do I have to suffer... Continue Reading →
Characters: Grandmother: An 80-year-old woman who was widowed at 35. She's been slipping for months but has taken a sudden turn for the worse. She has minor Hearth Magic and spent most of her life in hospitality, running her B'N'B till her daughter needed... Continue Reading →
Elixer of Survival Ingredients: 1 bottle of wine from a mermaid's hoard A vial of a dragon's tears 3 flaming cone flowers at peak bloom Black ash from a witch's hearth A splash of water from a mountain... Continue Reading →